Two Sperms where swimming when one asked the other “hey are we close to the uterus yet”?
and he replied “no we just passed the tonsils”
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Boats and Hoes, from the movie Step Brothers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEZ3Zoc3Tb8
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Unwirmwotwami
Hi, Congratulations to the site owner for this marvelous work you’ve done. It has lots of useful and interesting data.
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DanglingFury
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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SergeyNikolaev
Hi, interest post. I’ll write you later about few questions!
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DanglingFury
So a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?” (from @uberdragon on Twitter)
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DanglingFury
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were strolling down the walk way, Pooh whisper to Piglet, “if you fuckin’ sneeze I’m gonna shank your ass.”
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Dicks and vaginas are like Coke and Pepsi. I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same. (from @crackbarbie on Twitter)
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Sick One
Check out the effing card company! Great stuff guys here is one I did not see on your site!
Your an EFFING Idiot! or a great spin on a classic, I’m with an EFFING IDIOT TEE Shirt,
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Sick One
Q. What’s worse than getting raped by a fat chick?
A. Getting a hand job from Captain Hook.
Sarah 4:35 am on June 24, 2009 Permalink
Pretty nice post. I just came by your site and wanted to say
that I’ve really liked reading your blog posts. Any way
I’ll be subscribing to your blog and I hope you post again soon!
Michael 12:58 am on June 27, 2009 Permalink
Hey, have you seen this news article?
New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…
How I Make $300 a Day Posting Links Online 12:41 am on July 1, 2009 Permalink
Cool post, just subscribed.
derufa 3:13 pm on July 12, 2009 Permalink
I added your blog to Google Reader.
derekpm 11:41 pm on July 12, 2009 Permalink
Rather interesting. Has few times re-read for this purpose to remember. Thanks for interesting article. Waiting for trackback